Whose Quotes Are These, Jerry Sandusky or Michael Jackson?

Pretty simple game here. I’m going to paste some quotes (that may or may not have been taken out of context) from an old interview I came across of Jerry Sanduski and mix in some quotes from the King of Peds, Michael Jackson. The two most famous kid touchers out there. Can you tell the difference between their words?

1. “The love of money is the root of all evil. And this is a sweet child.”

2. “I enjoy being around children. I enjoy their enthusiasm I just have a good time with them.”

3. “Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have bus loads of kids.”

4. “Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be lived.”

5. “Everybody needs people to care for them. Sometimes they don’t want it. Sometimes they don’t understand what you’re trying to do, but they want to be disciplined.”

6. “Children come first in my life”

7. “Kids are growing up awfully fast today.”

8. “When I see a little boy, the only thing I can think of is diddling his ding dong and sucking out the creamy filling.”

That’s actually harder than I thought. They’re both pretty creepy fucks. How’d you do? Keep reading for the answers.

Penn State Assistant & Pedo Eyewitness Consulting With Law Firm Of. . .Wait For It. . .Strokoff & Cowden

[Penn Live]  It appears assistant Penn State football coach Mike McQueary is consulting with an attorney with the Harrisburg law firm Strokoff and Cowden. Penn State assistant football coach and Jerry Sandusky case witness Mike McQueary has hired a law firm that specializes in employment issues. He is on paid leave from the university. McQueary, who is on paid administrative leave after getting death threats about his testimony about allegations against Jerry Sandusky, has made no public comment since the charges were filed and he was identified by a grand jury as being a key witness to the case. Sandusky has been charged with sexually assaulting boys. Strokoff and Cowden on its website lists employment law as the first specialty. A receptionist who answered the phone there said the attorney representing McQueary wasn’t available. She couldn’t not comment on which attorney one is handling the case. McQueary was put on administrative leave after Penn State President Rodney Erickson said it became clear he could not act in the capacity of his job. Last week, when asked about why McQueary was still on staff while others — coach Joe Paterno, president Graham Spanier, athletic director Tim Curley, vice president Gary Schultz — had been fired, stepped down or resigned, university trustee member Gov. Tom Corbett said McQueary’s status as a witness to the case and his role as a whistleblower were being taken into consideration.

Yep.  There’s only one solution to the pedophilia, rape, molestation & sex trafficking scandal – perhaps the most heinous scandal ever to stem from sport.  What is the solution, you ask?  

This Video Represents Exactly How Jerry Sandusky Executed His Pedophilia

Hey if I’m 10 and you got treats,

Was Jerry Sandusky Using Second Mile To Run A Sex Trafficking Operation?

Shit’s about to get real. If this rumor is true, this goes so far beyond just Sandusky, Paterno and Penn State football. This is an epic coverup like you see in the movies. We’ve got rich guys having sex with boys, disappearing District Attorneys, local law enforcement turning a blind eye. It looks like there were many, many people involved in this debacle. Shit’s about to hit the fan and a lot of scumbags are going to have some explaining to do. I’m not going to be happy unless at least one of these douchebags is found in their home with a pistol in their mouth.

Reader Email, Is The PSU Scandal The Worst Sports Scandal In Modern History?

Read a couple of headlines along the lines of “Is PSU the biggest scandal in sports in modern history?” Are you sh!tting me?  Yes, yes it very, very, VERY clearly is.  How is this up for debate?  Some assholes fixed games?  Big deal.  Some dudes took drugs and had prostitutes?  Guess what, a lot of them have, do and will continue to, even the good goodies. This shouldn’t even be a question, yes, this is the zenith.  Kids got touched, it was set up at PSU, for a PSU guy with folks at PSU knowing “something” was going on.  How much of a sick, terrible person do you have to be to say, “yeah, well he might be sack tickling these kids all over campus, but, Come On, that Guy Can Coach D!  I mean, there will always be kids, but, to find a coach of his caliber?  Pfft…” I feel like lighting myself on fire just thinking about how awful this is and how folks are questioning, “wait, what, so… this is bad?”  YES!  I don’t want to live on this rock anymore with this filth.

-B

I don’t think we’ve touched (ha, touched) on this topic at all on this site. But yeah, B, I kind of feel the same way. The quote in the picture above makes me want to punch JoePa straight in the dick too. You wish you had done more? Really? Yeah, no shit. You sat on the sidelines while someone from your staff was diddling kids for a decade. How about, I wish I had done anything. Anything at all. What a dick. With any luck they’ll find him hanging in his office before the end of the season.